Blog Post of the Day:
If you could make your own report card, in what imaginary subjects would you get an A? Come up with at least five. What would go on your imaginary report card?
If I could make my own report card then, regardless of subject, I would receive a B+ on almost everything. If every subject was labeled A+, it would seem snooty, but a C+ would make me seem stupid, so every single subject would be a B+. No matter what the subject is, I'm making the report card, and therefore, everything would be in my command; my talent in the subject is void. If I want to change one grade to an A+, then I need to change another one to a C+, and therefore, B+ is the perfect medium.
The report card shown below:
Sleeping: B+
Cooking: B+ (I am such a liar.)
Eating: C+ (Don't worry, this goes somewhere.)
Reading clocks: B+
Thinking: A+ (Well, I couldn't give myself a B in thinking, could I?)
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